Gospel Teachings???

Ryan and I try hard to teach our children true and correct principles, and just when we think we are doing a good job we get emails from their primary leaders or we have scripture study like today.
Here are some things we clearly need to work on.
Today at scriptures Ryan started the verse with "And it came to pass that Jack and Jay were commanded to depart out of that city." Instead of Alma and Amulek. The boys thought this was funny. But later in the the verse it says "and they departed."  Jack hears they farted. So he starts cracking up and I couldn't help myself so Jay starts laughing and Ryan was trying not to. Needless to say scripture study happened but what we got out of it I don't know.
Earlier this week we got an email from the primary president. On Sunday after the Primary Program, which my kids did awesome in even Kate, they had a missionary party, where they wrote letters to the missionaries and were asked missionary questions. Here are a few responses Jay and Jack gave.
When do missionaries go to bed?
Jay-At bedtime
Jack- Gotta say 8:30
When do they wake up?
Jack- 9:30
What do missionaries do if they don’t like the food or get served something disgusting?
Jack- You have to learn to like different things.

What is the best mission to go to?

Disneyland

Alaska

Sea World

Hawaii

Lagoon

Like Ryan said it might be easier to get Jack and Jay to go on missions if you can sleep until 9:30 and serve in places like Disneyland and Sea World.

We have a long way to go in teaching my our children but it sure is fun to get some laughs along the way.